I'm drive I can fine osifer
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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