You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
