Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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