I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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