i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
