It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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