Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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