yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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