Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'd cum for enchiladas.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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