Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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