I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
