So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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