the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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