why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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