living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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