And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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