Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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