Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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