What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
