I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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