this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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