weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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