So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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