Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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