How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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