i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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