I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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