Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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