Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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