I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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