Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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