The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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