whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
