So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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