Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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