Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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