I need help removing her.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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