Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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