We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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