Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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