he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
