In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
