Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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