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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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