porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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