It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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