The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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