i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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