Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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