im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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